Never trust a Stalker

The swine!

That's Lord Stalker to you

It's true. Thanks to the powers of ebay (and a humble fee of £8.95) I'm now officially a Lord.

Of course, I'd prefer to keep full details of my newly acquired estate away from the prying eyes of nosey parkers like you, but I will allow you a sneaky peek



Official certificates are en route. Watch this space.

Who's this?

Such a young face...such a little ass...

http://www.grtawards.org.uk/fuel06.pdf

Crumbs McDuff

The secret life of Caroline Macpherson.

http://www.friendsreunited.co.uk/friendsreunited.asp?WCI=OtherProfile&member_key=75156658&surname=Macpherson